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{"fact":"While many parts of Europe and North America consider the black cat a sign of bad luck, in Britain and Australia, black cats are considered lucky.","length":146}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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