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Transport in Wales is heavily influenced by the country's geography. Wales is predominantly hilly or mountainous, and the main settlements lie on the coasts of north and south Wales, while mid Wales and west Wales are lightly populated. The main transport corridors are east–west routes, many continuing eastwards into England.
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mi Corazón","displaytitle":"Mi Corazón","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6012415","titles":{"canonical":"Mi_Corazón","normalized":"Mi Corazón","display":"Mi Corazón"},"pageid":13407641,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Jaci_Velasquez-Mi_Corazon-Frontal.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Jaci_Velasquez-Mi_Corazon-Frontal.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1292831056","tid":"38f38694-3c32-11f0-9281-0f48fab7137a","timestamp":"2025-05-29T02:11:25Z","description":"2001 studio album by Jaci Velásquez","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mi_Coraz%C3%B3n"}},"extract":"Mi Corazón is the eighth studio album and second made in Spanish recorded by American latin pop and contemporary Christian recording artist Jaci Velásquez. It was released by Sony Discos on May 8, 2001. The album charted in the top 10 on both the Latin Pop Albums and Top Latin Albums charts. lead single, \"Cómo Se Cura Una Herida\", charted at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot Latin Tracks and Latin Pop Airplay chart. The album received a nomination for a Grammy Award for Best Latin Pop Album in the 44th Annual Grammy Awards on February 27, 2002, and it won a Dove Award for Best Spanish language album of the year.","extract_html":"
Mi Corazón is the eighth studio album and second made in Spanish recorded by American latin pop and contemporary Christian recording artist Jaci Velásquez. It was released by Sony Discos on May 8, 2001. The album charted in the top 10 on both the Latin Pop Albums and Top Latin Albums charts. lead single, \"Cómo Se Cura Una Herida\", charted at No.