{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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Alfons Maria Jakob was a German neurologist who worked in the field of neuropathology.
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DuBois Area Senior High School is a midsized, rural, public high school located in the city of DuBois, Pennsylvania. The high school serves students from most of north-western Clearfield County, and in Jefferson County, it covers the Boroughs of Falls Creek, Reynoldsville, Sykesville, and Winslow Township. The school is part of the DuBois Area School District. In the 2018–2019 school year, DuBois Area Senior High School had 1,009 students enrolled in grades 9–12.
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