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{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}

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